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if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
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counting bodies like sheep: Hello, ladies, look at your Sherlock Holmes adaptation, now back to...
Hello, ladies, look at your Sherlock Holmes adaptation, now back to Elementary, now back at your Sherlock Holmes adaptation, now back to Elementary. Sadly, it isn’t Elementary, but if it stopped using sexism, racism and female stereotypes and switched to diversity and realistic portrayals, it…
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counting bodies like sheep: Hello, ladies, look at your Sherlock Holmes adaptation, now back to...
Hello, ladies, look at your Sherlock Holmes adaptation, now back to Elementary, now back at your Sherlock Holmes adaptation, now back to Elementary. Sadly, it isn’t Elementary, but if it stopped using sexism, racism and female stereotypes and switched to diversity and realistic portrayals, it…
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isn’t it fucked up when you can basically see your relationships with your old friends crumble
like conversations get shorter
and it’s like your friends don’t really give a shit about you as much as they used to
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